Hitting My Stride

coketalk:

How to pay for this year’s christmas presents:

Step 1: Fuck her — steal every last copy of Sarah Palin’s book I can get my hands on.

Step 2: Fuck it — forge her loopy-ass autograph on each one.

Step 3: Fuck ‘em — sell the books on eBay to Republicans who deserve exactly what they get.

At $80 to $100 per signed copy, these should cover quite a bit of egg nog and artificial snow.

Yes.

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  hahaa. I actually do publicly condone this. I can’t fucking believe we’re still talking about this woman. Can we talk...
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  Not like I publicly condone this, but lololololololol.
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  is absolute genius. i skipped step 1 cos i bought...own and i’ll skip step 3 out of morbid...
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