For Kellen:
My
NextBoyfriend……will not spend engagement-ring money on a Skeeball lane for his basement.
Although the whole thing is pretty good.
Wtf? Yeah, I’d totally rather have a honking blood diamond to haul around so everyone knows I’m some dude’s property and they better not step than a fucking SKEEBALL LANE IN MY HOUSE so I could fucking play some awesome fun skeeball whenever I wanted. Shit like this is why soupsoup can continue justifying his shitty attitudes toward women.
I’d prefer the skeeball lane, if thats cool with her.
Imagine how much better it would be for whomever the emotionally challenged, non-self validating person that came up with this ridiculous list, if they took half the energy involved to do it and used it to NOT SUCK! I didn’t see an entry about “not sleeping with any of my friends even though they all would in a heartbeat if I was able to adhere to a 1/4 of the qualities on this list” anywhere.
My head is spinning at this foolishness, as I’m rapidly jumping on the soupsoup bandwagon…
